Monday, March 24, 2008

In which the author gags

That probe had definitely been loaded. Celina grew huge over the next couple of days and gave birth to a little boy named Derek. Derek, oddly, had black hair, which must have come from his alien father. Bastion was pleased as could be to be a grandfather. Finally feeling fulfilled from all of those dates with the now-dropped Erica, his wants had started to be centered around continuing his side of the family.

Celina built a nursery for Derek in the basement, in Brionna's old room. Where was Brionna? Well, we'll cover that a bit later. Of course, the room was decked out in various tributes to Jumbuktu in addition to the normal nursery fare.

Ski faster! Avatar of avatar of Jumbuk must fly like breeze over slopes. Faster, slave!

Celestina and Lucas's brood were growing up well, and loved each other very much, thank you. Daphne preferred a good puddle over silly skilling toys. Really, who needs a stupid talking bunny head? It has no body! That's creepy and cruel. Dylan approved of Daphne's aversion. Afterall, the only reason he had deemed to play with the disembodied toy was to avoid paying attention during talks of birds and bees.

While Celestina and Lucas had no plans on creating another child, their romance was still alive and well. And annoying. Really annoying. All that reproduction had bumped their chemistry from two bolts to three, and the two were basically paws-on at every moment. Seriously, give me a break.

An excavation project further down the beach had uncovered four strange stones. Of course the place was immediately commercialized and advertised as a great tourist attraction.

Eat flapjacks!
See the light show!
Play on a pirate ship!
Walk on hot coals like a native!

Similarity to torture device purely coincidental. Owners of Tiki Ruins (tm) not responsible for medical expense or pain and suffering due to severe burns. Flapjacks contain monodextros solvinate and nuts.

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